1.MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST
2.A relaxed spy is a dead spy.
3.Keep your head on your shoulders, or someone else will keep it…mounted on their wall.
2.The worse the weather, the more you are required to trail someone through it.
3. When your target drives to work every day like clockwork, the day you arrange for a car bomb, he'll walk.
4.If your mission is going really well, it's a trap.
5.Throw rocks before grenades— it desensitizes the reflexes of who you're throwing them at.
6.And remember: five second fuses are three seconds long.
7.The easy way is always booby trapped..
8.When in doubt: improvise. It's hard to trace a bomb when it's made out of Bisquick.
9.Make it tough for the enemy to get in.... and you can't get out.
10.Even paranoids have real enemies.
11.The shortest distance between two points is money.
12.Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity.
13.Control the situation. If you can’t handle the variables, the variables are going to handle you. The moment that happens, they will handle you right into a jail cell if you’re lucky, and a field execution if you’re not.
14.The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
15.Guns may be nice tools, but they leave behind other problems. Bodies are messy and hard to dispose of unless you plan in advance. Try not to kill someone unless you really have to. And if you have to, invest in plastic wrap, gloves, and hefty bags (see: Dexter).
16.The closer the synagogue the better the bagel.
17.The spy who plans for everything to go well is usually the one who will be shot in the back with his own gun. Conversely, the spy who plans for everything to go to hell from the first minute will never have to use a single contingency plan.
18. Invest in people. If you rely solely on a multimillion dollar piece of equipment, the more likely someone is to circumvent it with something found at Wal-Mart.
19.“Guns make you stupid. Duct tape makes you smart.”
Corollary 1: Tracers work both ways.
Corollary 2: The seriousness of a gunshot wound is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover
Corollary 3: The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
Corollary 4: Friendly fire – isn't.
Corollary 5: The day you need to clean your gun is the day the SWAT team arrives to kill you.
Corollary 6: A gun is hard to explain the security. A magazine you can roll up into a tactical baton, isn't.