Which means that it's a great excuse for me to be completely lazy, and post pirate stuff.
And use a lot of R's.
How cheat? Well, you all remember the APM story of The Pirate King, right? Well, if you don't, you might want to check out how I would deal with pirates of the Caribbean .... okay, Somali pirates, but what the heck. It's one of the complete stories of A Pius Man, constantly updated for your amusement.
We also have flashbacks to the Wiki Pirates, Harry Potter and the Pirate Queen, and, of course, explaining what the heck Talk like a Pirate Day actually is.
Like I said, lazy blogging 101.