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The Puppies have been against leading a lynch party against the Anti-Puppies, while the latter are shooting for plausible deniability.
If they would like to play, let's play.
[Theresa "Long Knives" Neilsen Hayden and John "Noah Ward" Scalzi sit side-by-side in an open dog catcher truck, with K. Tempest "Teacup" Bradford in the back seat, reading Redshirts]
[JS] It killed Thomas Becket. And anything that offs a Catholic can't be all bad. With luck, it will kill their careers. We probably wouldn't have needed to do that much if you hadn't leaked that the Puppies had taken over the slate of nominees before the official announcement.
[TNH] Are you saying I broke the rules?
[TNH] Whatever. Thankfully, EW ran the article as we expected.
[JS sighs] Tut-tut, Theresa, darling, we mustn't slip into full-on mad scientist yet. Tor may yet hire you back.
[K. Tempest Teacup shrugs] Eh, it's okay. Feels like bad Star Trek fan fic.
[Teacup, realizing that she broke her promise to never read anything by straight white men, screams with the wail of the damned. She thrashes as though having a seizure, smacking TNH upside the head. The truck veers off the road, crashing into a ditch.]