This one is a little complicated, and will come with plenty of footnotes.
Also, this contains a few requested / suggested SWATs.
And Jim Butcher.
Also into this enters Peter Grant, of Bayou Renaissance Man, who has even had a few posts on this series. Basically, he's a guy who even Larry Correia respects. Grant is also leading a boycott of Tor, especially after Irene Gallo's comments a few weeks ago. He basically wants a real, public, apology from Tor.... while on the other hand, Vox Day wants Irene Gallo fired.
Anyway, once again, this is parody. I'm just making fun of a lot of the stupid. I'm not taking any of this seriously, and neither should you. If you do take this seriously, you need to lighten up. To my knowledge, none of these people mentioned in this series have even been SWATted.
Fun fact, though: I've posted a link or two at a blog that has chronicled these posts. The replies to those links have made it clear to me that some idiots have seen these blogs as death threats. Yes, you read that right, "Sad Puppies Bite Back" is now a series of death threats, according to some of the Puppy Kickers. Even though the original premise of SWATting is about attempted assassination by SWAT team, and even though the targets are all Sad Puppies, the Puppy Kickers are the abused party. Remember that.
No wonder some people I know want to rename them the Angry Pussies.
Also, when I TWEETED that fun fact, said blog replied that I am a man of "great simplicity of mind." Having read his comments section ... seriously, buddy, don't go there. Heh.
Anyway, time to once again UNLEASH THE PUPPIES.
[Dorothy Grant is heard outside, offering lemonade to all the SWAT guys, who politely decline. She enters the front] Peter? We're entertaining guests?
I hate to break it to you, but this post has been moved to a different location. Where, you might ask?