Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The New Hugo Theme: Let it Burn

Everyone has been talking about how the Hugos have burned themselves down.

And so, Let it Burn, as sung by … any of the CHORFs, really

The lights burn bright here in Spokane tonight
Not a Puppy to be seen
A kingdom of degredation, and it looks like they're the queens
The CHORFs are howling like this swirling storm outside
Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows they tried

Won’t let them in, won’t let them see
Be the good Libs you always have to be
Don't think, just feel, don’t let them know
Well now they know

Let it burn, let it burn
Can’t hold hate back anymore
Let it burn, let it burn
Turn away and lock the doors
I don’t care
What Vox Day will to say
Let the CHORFs rage on, the dumb never bothered me anyway

It’s funny how some post'ring
Makes all of them seem small
And good sense that once controlled me
Can’t get to me at all

It’s time to see what we can do
To test wrong fan-dom and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
Just thee!

Let it burn, let it burn!
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it burn, let it burn
You’ll always see me cry
Here we stand
And here we stay
Let the fans rage on

Our safe zone shields us from the air into the ground
Gerrold is spiraling in furry tribbles all around
And one thought energizes crystallizes like an phaser blast
We're never going back,
Heinlein is in the past

Let it Burn, let it Burn
Watch it all go down in flames

Let it burn, let it burn
All subtlety is gone
Here we stand at the end of days
Let the CHORFs rage on,
The dumb never bothered me anyway

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