That solution? Get another printer.
Thankfully, it's still under warranty, so I'm getting yet ANOTHER new one. It looks like two novels will come out next year. At least. Yay.
Now, a bit of business.
1) Sad Puppies 4 is still taking nominees. If you think that Sad Puppies Bite Back is good enough for Best Related, or if Honor At Stake is good for best novel, or if this blog works for best Fan Writing or Fanzine or something, by all means, go ahead. PLease do it soon, because I have no idea when the nominations end.
2) Amazon has slashed the price of Honor at Stake to $10 in paperback. If you're a hard copy person, now's your chance. Strike! I'd actually suggest them as Christmas presents to boys and girls of all ages. It might actually be perfect, strangely enough. Guys like the action. The women like the romance. And no one hates this book. I'm shocked, really.
3) Please remember, I have anthologies out there -- Pius Holidays, Pius Origins, and the complete Pius Tales. They're dirt cheap.
4) There are two videos here. One is about the mice that nearly ruined Christmas by making it a really silent evening (no, really, just listen). I think you'll like it.
There is music below ... watch one before playing the other, I think.
And now you know, the rest of the story.
A classic Christmas song, brought to you by Church mice