I find it interesting that their "more nomination slots" actually did open up to real movies -- you know, ones we've actually seen. I mean, a Mad Max film was even nominated for best film... ?
And then, in their infinite lack of wisdom, they went and gave it to a film nobody heard of, about a news story that's so last CENTURY. Speaking of which, is anyone else getting tired of Nazis? Long story. Maybe my post for tomorrow.
And honestly? Who has Michael Keaton had to sleep with to get two Best Picture Awards back-to-back?
Has anyone seen the Oscar list and gone "Huh" "Who?" and "What?" lately, or is it just me?
But hey, who are we kidding, now? The Academy hasn't given me a roster I gave a damn about since Return of the King. If it makes money, that means it must be evil, right? Sigh.
And let's say screw box office and the top six. Let's make it the top 20 ... but even that opens it up a bit. How about Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar? Gone Girl? Sound familiar?
Create a Best Picture slate nominees that has Mockingjay, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Winter Soldier, The Lego Movie, Interstellar, Gone Girl, and ... I dunno, pick number six. American Sniper? It's grossing out at around number 3 of last years's top twenty. Casual moviegoers would actually care, and viewership for the Oscars would be through the roof.
But the Academy can’t nominate a bunch of little-seen, heavy art-house dramas and then wonder why nobody’s watching the Oscar ceremony. Birdman seems the most reasonable of the nominations, since it's basically Michael Keaton making fun of his time as Batman ... but did anyone see it?
Then there's The Grand Budapest Hotel ... which is probably nominated because (like every Grand Hotel film since the beginning) everyone is in the damn film. But while it looks like a quirky little comedy ... did anyone see it?
Don't even get me started on Boyhood. Just don't.