Puppy Punters include
Patty and Terry Smith-Smythe-Smits, publishers at Rot books (Name of Publisher to change ... I hear "Midden" is a good idea).
Their minion Fred Moshevsky, a drooling hunchback.
Kendall Adler, who draws on company walls with the
Author S Typhoon Teacup
Johnny Noah Prada
Nicole K.Victoria Daalman.
And Charles RR Martinez. ... who is so white it's pronounced Martin-es.
Yama "Crabs" Marshman, Internet stalker, from the back end of Boston.
And, of course, Jerry Friedman, an aging author still claiming cred for a popular creation over 50 years ago, the Hairballs.
Tearful Puppies include ....
Gary Castelo, intergalactic lord of rage / dark lord of the fisk.
Rachel Hartley, Vile yet Glamorous Fairy Princess
Jesse James, and his daughters Faith and Sophia. Do not mention the old west outlaw to him.
Colonel George Bradley
Cryomancer, an Australian artist
Calvin Y, "Crazy Cal" Jefferson.
I won't even go into Agnes O'Day, leader of the Hydrophobic Puppies
Yes, because I'm subtle.